Monday, June 21, 2010
Bad Karaoke Ideas
With band camp only days away, I am currently compiling a list of new songs to prepare for staff/faculty karaoke night(s). Last year I set the bar quite high with my finest karaoke performance ever, and there's now a reputation for me to uphold. Also, I'm going to throw a way-belated 30th birthday party for myself in the next month or so and I have to be ready to dominate that night as well.

Singing/yelling NIN, circa 2008


Songs currently under consideration include:
  • I'll Stand By You (The Pretenders)
  • Hells Bells (AC/DC)
  • Never Again (Kelly Clarkson)
  • Dream On* (Aerosmith)
  • Welcome to the Jungle (GNR)
  • Somebody to Love (Jefferson Airplane)
  • Hole in My Soul (Aerosmith)
  • Don't Stop Believin'* (Journey)
*Glee, why you gotta keep stealin' my songs, yo?!

There are multiple occurrences of Aerosmith on that list, which I take as a sign of its greatness. Right now I'm leaning toward Hole in My Soul because of the solid balance of talking, singing and yelling. Welcome to the Jungle is also totally fun to sing.

When researching songs I might want to add to the list, I came across this article and was dismayed to find that these people have confused the 50 Best Karaoke Songs with the 50 Worst Karaoke Songs. There are a few okay ones on there, but mostly it's a list of the contrived. Also, in their 20 Worst Karaoke Songs article, they not only have much of the same list, but they also included my go-to song Total Eclipse of the Heart. Um no, that song is awesome, stupid Associated Content writer.

So I'm writing my own lists. Feel free to comment/email with further ideas and I'll update the lists accordingly.

Songs that are never okay:

  • Anything from a musical...
  • ...especially if that musical is Grease
  • Baby Got Back
  • I Will Survive
  • It's Raining Men
  • Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (unless you're a very funny man)
  • Jesse's Girl
  • Friends in Low Places
  • Anything by Celine Dion or Whitney Houston (unless you are very funny about it)

Songs people do lamely with buddies because they're scared to go up alone:
  • Again, anything from Grease
  • I Got You Babe
  • Love Shack

Songs that are spent but fun anyway:
  • You Oughta Know (I rock it! Holla!)
  • Sweet Caroline
  • Bohemian Rhapsody**
**Only acceptable if the entire bar sings it en masse.


More suggestions? By the way, for those who may be interested, my current songlist includes:
  • Cryin' (Aerosmith)
  • Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler)
  • You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette)
  • Wild Thing (Tone Loc)
  • Closer (NIN)
  • Stand By Your Man (Patsy Cline)
  • Blaze of Glory (Bon Jovi)
  • I can bust out virtually any Britney Spears by request, but don't normally volunteer this information.

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6 Comments:


  • At 12:14 PM, Blogger Sarah

    The point has been made that Blondie's "One Way or Another" is ideal for that point late in the evening when I want to go up again but have shot my vocal chords all to hell.

     
  • At 9:57 PM, Anonymous Rob

    Dude--
    Welcome to the Jungle, hands down.
    Do it.

     
  • At 10:20 PM, Blogger Sarah

    Ok, if Rob says so, I have to make it happen. I think I have to make Hole in My Soul happen too, though...

     
  • At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Sarah M

    Ok ST, I thought long and hard about this...I even had some Mike English input...we chose these songs for you, because we know you could totally own them. Hear me out!

    Warrant - Cherry Pie (come on...you could even wear a short cherry dress with red spiked heels..HOTT!)

    Poison - Unskinny Bop (give a shot out to Bret for surviving stroke/near death experiences)

    Kim Wilde - Kids in America (you gotta have some 'tude for this one)

    Ozzy Osborne - Crazy Train
    - Shot in the Dark

    Ratt - Round and Round (get your trash on with this one)

    Please no grunge...it's soooo boring!!!!!!! No one wants to hear it! It kills my soul.......

     
  • At 10:11 AM, Anonymous Sarah M

    I also love when people sing Gaga (yes, I'm obsessed)...but it's super fun and you can do bad Gaga dances (she so can't dance...but that's okay she has an awesome voice and body...EEE)! Maybe Paparazzi or Telephone!

     
  • At 10:31 AM, Blogger Sarah

    Warrant: I can definitely get behind this, and this is another one that'll be fine even after I've been screaming for hours.

    Poison: If only I could borrow your Tonya Harding wig... I kind of hate this song, though.

    Kim Wilde: YES. And I have plenty of 'tude to rock.

    Ozzy: Like Ozzy, but Alicia does CT. Maybe Hellraiser instead?

    Ratt: I can get behind this too.

    Gaga: Eh. She's too popular right now. I'm glad you heart her, though. :)

    See, I don't only like Soundgarden! Although you will never convince me that Black Hole Sun is anything but wonderful.

     
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